Another Blog

Look at you. Sitting there, acting like you're so important with your big fancy chair and working cell phone. You think you deserve to know the influential and um, neat, thoughts that are swimming around in my head, like little trouts of inspiration? Well, fine. I will start a blog so that you all can enjoy whatever it is that I impart.

As for little back story let's go over that basics. I am a dirt engineer in training. The official term for what I do is "geotechnical engineering" and dropping that at parties usually gets me some of the ladies. Sweet. I went to the University of Utah for like a billion years, paid a goodly sum in tuition, really liked this girl who ended up married to some other dude who wore eyeshadow, and then I bought a Honda which I still drive to this day. I am single, have a full head of hair, and an elbow that hurts whenever a storm moves in. I'm really proud of that elbow. I was born in Holladay, Utah and have lived in Murray and Sandy, Utah. That's a fancy way of saying that I've lived in three different places in Salt Lake City Utah. It's all the same place really. I currently reside in White City, Utah, which is an entertaining neighborhood that is located right in the gut of sandy. It's not part of Sandy, mind you, it's it own little city deal. They have a city pool that gave a couple of people ringworm once. Or something like that. Anyway, great place.

But enough about me. Let's move on and try to figure this blog dealy out. I'm assuming that there is a spell checker somewhere around here.....