Once I went to an eye doctor to get an eye check-up and was surprised when the doctor didn't test my eyes. Instead he just sat down and said "The economy will improve, and your job will be safe". Confused, I asked what he meant, and he responded "Pollution levels will drop with the increased usage of fuel-efficent cars". Again, I was puzzled and asked what he was talking about. He said "Your investments will all pay off in the near future". Frustrated, I got up and left the office. Only as I was walking out of the building did I see that the sign on the front door said Optimist, not an Optometrist.
THIS JOKE IS STUPID, BUT FREE.
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I love it!
ha!
so I guess I won't be asking for my money back.
I think that you could reformat that and submit it to Readers Digest and get about $350 ($350 = MORE GUNS!!)
And speaking of optimists, I have an idea to really push the optimists to the edge of insanity... Lets get up early one morning and place NO IMPACT PARKING signs EVERYWHERE!! Like on the street and in their own parking lot and everywhere else we can think of. To make it more real the sign could read "No Impact Parking on City Streets, Bluffdale City Ordinance A2509-B13" and then the parking lot signs could read "Paving Today: No Parking in Impact Parking Lot". Then we'll see how those optimists cope with real world trauma. Haha (evil, playful laughter)
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