Thursday, December 24, 2009

Santa Claus!!!

Good news folks! I found Santa. I wasn't even looking for him!

Apparently Mr. Claus likes to spend his pre-christmas days living in an abandoned mine in western utah. I know, tell you something you don't already know. But it did come as a bit of a surprise to someone who was not expecting to find santa standing at the doorway of an abandoned mine. Also, you can't see it in the photo, but the area surrounding the mine was covered in somewhat fresh-looking animal skulls. It would also seem that Santa enjoys the sweet, sweet taste of raw animal meat, probably to counteract all those cookies that he gets during his yearly trip. In short, Santa may or may not be some sort of jolly, ice age bear.

3 comments:

joy said...

It's all I can do not to show-slash-read this to Gabby.

Dan said...

I wish Santa would do something more lucrative than work abandoned mines so he could afford to bring me the more expensive gifts that i really want.

Bonnie the Boss said...

Hey, that is Ophir.