Monday, March 9, 2009

Cumquat

I can't get the internet to work, so you all will just have to imagine the wonders of magnetite for now. It's pretty easy to do.

In the meanwhile, let's talk about small trees in asian restaurants. I went to this asian food place and in the lobby they had a very small tree. Much smaller than you would expect a tree to be. Anyway, the tree was covered in very small oranges. So small that you could mistake them for gumballs, or perhaps one of those bloated ants in Africa that store nectar for the lean times in their bellies and throw it up to hungry workers. It looked just like an African bloated ant. Anyway, one fell off the little tree as I walked past and the lady told me to take it. I didn't want it. But she seemed really excited about it, as if the tree had chosen me. Honestly the thing looked like it wasn't getting enough water and was dropping micro-oranges all over the place, but I took the micro-orange anyway and now it's on my desk and it's moldy. Also, apparently it's called a cumquat.

5 comments:

Jessica Stevenson said...
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heather said...

Hey Scott
Watch out for that weirdo (Jessica). You can thank me later. That's what secret club friends are for--we watch out for eachother. But i just wanted to let you know that I really liked your super long post on magmanite (sorry it was educational but not so much that I can remember how to spell it) and it showed up in my google reader and then disappeared. Nice work on that though!

Cheetah said...

Sorry Ms. Stevenson, but that's too weird.

Lee said...

whatquat?

Jessica Stevenson said...

Sorry Mr. Cheetah (or should I say SCOTT?) but OMG! YOU'RE too weird. LOL. I'm coming out West next weekend to hang out with Jenny. You should totally come clubbing with us--I've invited TONS of my friends from NYC. You'd be surprised at how many people I know. Hey, did you watch ANTM last week? I auditioned for next season--I've already had 2 call-backs. I hang out with Salisha and Jasline all the time, and I'm already working a ton in the industry, but a little facetime with TYRA sure couldn't hurt...BAH!! LOL! email me your phone number sexybeast@hotmail.com