Just by virtue of having read this, you are officially inducted into the top secret organization of "The Short History Club". The secret password is "Mailbox" and the official club uniform is TBD. The best part of being in this club, this secret, super club is that it opens all sorts of doors for you. As just a sampler, I'm going to give you all a secret message as to what I've been doing all day. Just think of it, no one outside of this club knows! They are completely in the dark! Their ignorance can hardly be considered bliss! Here we go.....
I've been at work.
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8 comments:
does that mean our club uniform is going to be whatever you geologists wear? because that sounds manly
i guess i'm sexist. speaking as if there are no women geologists...
i mean, i bet there were some sexy ones in one of the Indiana Jones movies
can we have a secret handshake? and meetings where we eat smores?
None of you have said the password! How can I answer these questions without knowing that you are all official members?!
But yes, club uniform will be geologist attire. Flannel shirts and jeans for the guys and flannel bikinis for the women. I kid!
We will need a secret handshake. Something complex, but not forgettable. Emily, I will leave you in charge of figuring that out.
Smores will be served.
Mailbox- count me in!
Mailbox
I love smores and secret clubs!
Mailbox - This Is Genius.
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